When bullfrogs die do they finally croak?
Does an arsonist’s dream go up in smoke?
When your car won’t start does it make you choke?
Have you ever poked a pig in a poke?
When you go to a wake, is anyone awoke?
If an acorn’s OK is it oakey-doke?
Are the Spinners and Furies just ordinary folk?
Does a stroke help at all when you’re having a stroke?
Does a drug addict drink a Coke with his coke?
Would an artist choke on an artichoke?
What’s a cloakroom for if you don’t wear a cloak?
Who was it said that a bicycle spoke?
Is a drunk in a bath an old soak in soak?
How broke must you be if your piggy-bank’s broke?
What is it you’ve took when you’ve taken a toke?
Are they building up fires in Stoke?
If your job’s a comedian – is that just a joke?
Are these just the thoughts of an ordinary bloke?