Mr Michael Mucklewhite
Was short and fat and smelly;
He smoked a million fags a day
And sat and watched the telly.
Mrs Mandy Mucklewhite
Was tall and slim and sleek;
She went to workout at the gym
Seven times a week.
Mark and Mindy were their twins
Which some thought fine and dandy,
But Mindy was just like her dad
And Mark was just like Mandy.
So Mark was fit and healthy
And as skinny as a twiglet;
But Mindy was a lazy blob
A proper little piglet.
Mark liked to run and jump and play
He was full of vim and vigour;
But Mindy sat and ate and ate
She just kept getting bigger!
Mark then played football for his school;
It was his favourite hobby:
But Mindy pigged out ‘til she was
As big as Mr Blobby.
When Mark grew up he played for "Spurs";
Now he’s famous and he’s loaded:
But as for Mindy – oh dear me -
She finally exploded!
So while you’re young you must decide
What YOU are going to do:
Pig out – go pop!? – or reach the top?
The choice is up to you.