Description
Kevin is a policeman
And he’s busy fighting crime
There’s many a crook
Been brought to book
And now they’re doing time
But Kevin is a modest man
The plaudits he’ll decline
Though his number plate reads K-E-V
With the numbers 999

Kevin is a fireman
Protecting life and limb
There’s many a gran
And a careless man
That owe their life to him
But Kevin is a modest man
Though he lays his life on the line
And his number plate reads K-E-V
With the numbers 999

Kevin is a paramedic
Rushing to the scene
In his bright fluorescent jacket
And his uniform of green
But Kevin is a modest man
And he rarely gives a sign
Though his number plate reads K-E-V
With the numbers 999

And when Kevin gets home from the day-job
To his ordinary hum-drum life
He’s not so bold
He just does as he’s told
By his overbearing wife
So he cooks and he cleans and he tidies
And generally toes the line
But his number plate reads K-E-V
With the numbers 999

On Saturdays he cleans the car
A modest little Mazda
Though it’s not much fun
It’s cheap to run
And they only ever go to Asda
And though his life is dreary
He likes the car to shine
And his number plate reads K-E-V
With the numbers 999

Imaginary hero

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