Meet the Reverend Billy Bumble;
He’s a man that’s oh-so-humble.
Returning from collecting jumble,
He smelled the smell of an apple crumble.
It was enough to make the tummy rumble
Of the Reverend Billy Bumble.
In haste, to reach the apple crumble,
Into the kitchen he did stumble,
Whereupon he chanced to tumble
Into the arms of Mrs Bumble.
“What’s up with you?” she began to grumble.
“Sorry, dear,” did the Reverend mumble,
“But are we, by any chance,
having custard with that?”