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GrUmPy

If you’re grumpy and you know it – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

If you like to moan and show it – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

If you’re happy - you’ll outgrow it

So it’s best if you forego it

And agree with this sad poet – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)



If today’s not like the old days – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

And you much prefer the old ways – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

We played out on piles of rubble

And got rapped across the knuckles

Even when we weren’t in trouble – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)



We had cold and musty houses – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

Our behind’s hung out our trousers – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

But we was happy being poor

Didn’t need to lock the door

It’s not like that any more – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)



If you’re fed up with your life – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

With the kids and with the wife – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

Or if hubby’s moaning’s boring

And you’re fed up with his snoring

And your blood pressure is soaring – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)



If you always wear a frown – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

And the housework gets you down – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

When the vacuum cleaner’s bust

And it’s coughing up its dust

Though you’ve sworn and though you’ve cussed - clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)



If you’re pissed off stood in queues – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

As you wait to use the loos – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

When you’re desperate for a pee

And you can’t find 20p

You can’t even find a tree – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)



When you haven’t slept a peep – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

And you’re fed up counting sheep – clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)

Then just as you find sleep

Your alarm clock starts to beep

It’s enough to make you weep - clap your hands (CLAP-CLAP)



If your life’s a Lamborghini (not a Ford) (CLAP-CLAP)

And you’re feeling tambourine-y – Praise the Lord! (CLAP-CLAP)

But if you’re feeling in-betweeny

Like a watered-down Martini

You’ll feel better if you clap – and then applaud! (APPLAUSE!)

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