Description

ginger cat


Big

Fat

Ginger

Cat

Lies in wait

Staring

Glaring

Not caring

When I BANG THE GLASS!

Can’t be arsed

To scurry

To hurry

No worry

We’ll see about that

You big

Fat

Ginger

Cat



I hang out fat-balls, scatter nuts

Attract the starlings - greedy guts!

Frantic, flapping, squawking fits

But now and then a pair of tits

Flash their blue and yellow bits

And once or twice a perky robin

Comes bob-bob-bobbing along



Calm upon my garden seat

I watch my feathered friends compete

Flittering the light fantastic

Oscine aerial gymnastics

Flap and flutter, flick and peck

Eyes alert on danger check

But then a squawk of consternation

Fluttering flap evacuation

Leaving fat balls wild in flight

Not a single bird in sight …



Just that big

Fat

Ginger

Cat

Lurking

Smirking

My sensibilities irking



This time I’m ready

I’ve practised ‘til my aim is steady

My weapon is to hand already

AND SUDDENLY I SHOOT

See the feline whine and wince

Jump from wall to bin to fence

I shoot again: there’s no pretence

I want to get that cat!



“But you’re so cruel to that poor kitty!”

“Do me a favour – spare the pity!

I want to frighten, not to hurt ‘er

As I pump my Fairy liquid squirter

Drench that ginger cat with water

Teach ‘er that she didn’t oughta

Try to catch my birds.”



So what do you think to that?

You big

Fat

Soaking, ginger cat.

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