Excuse me, I’ve brought these roses back -

They’re past their smell-by date.

And this bag of mussels in white wine sauce -

They’ve passed their shell-by date.

This book of stories about the Mister Men

Has passed its tell-by date.

This plastic Harry Potter wand

Has passed its spell-by date.

And these slug pellets really are rubbish -

They’ve passed their repel-by date

And as for this laxative chocolate -

It’s past its expel-by date.

These tablets don’t seem to be working -

I’m well past my well-by date.

And do you sell Viagra?

I’m past my swell-by date.
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