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cockney culture

Dad went to the pub on a Friday night,

On Monday Mum went to the flicks

With the factory girls (if they was allowed)

To get their girly kicks.



Sometimes they’d go for a drink together

Down Green Lane to the old Royal Oak

While us kids stood outside with a packet of crisps

And shared a big bottle of Coke.



The pubs back then didn’t serve posh grub,

No room for coq au vin.

Just jellied eels and whelks and prawns

From the man in the cockle-van.



The spivs and the rogues would be out in their droves

But one day they’ll be sorry,

Selling the stuff that they said they had got

“Off the back of a lorry”



The tally-man came to collect for the sofa

And, if he was lucky, got paid.

And with Mrs Nextdoor (if the rumours were true)

He might have the luck to get laid.



Playing cards at my Gran’s on a Saturday night

(With matches if times were hard)

Stood by the side of my favourite uncle

Helping him counting the cards.



Summer nights were spent in the yard

Throwing the darts at the board.

I was too young to throw but not too young to know

How many each uncle had scored.



That’s how I learned my tables and sums,

For me they presented no trouble;

I’d calculate quickly if a “finish” was on,

Remembering to end on a double.



Holidays mostly were days at the seaside

And my Dad drove us down in a van.

Four kids and three cousins all packed in the back

With the cushions from off the divan.



Collecting up bottles to get thruppence back

Under the pier at Southend.

The Kursaal a palace of lights and excitement

Where our thruppenny bits we could spend.



There was knees-ups and parties and of course there was rows

(No point in telling a lie)

My Mum on the stairs having had “one too many”

Having a jolly good cry.



We wasn’t posh and we didn’t have much

(Though Aunt Flo had a telly!)

But we had clothes to wear, albeit threadbare,

And food enough for our belly



Being Cockney wasn’t all “apples and pears”

And abusing your “trouble and strife”.

It was more about family and doing your best

And paying your way in this life.



Looking back on those days and summing ‘em up:

We was rich beyond measure, though poor;

We took life as it came and we coped with it all;

We got knocked down and came back for more.



So if I had the chance to live over again,

To dictate how my life would be sculptured;

Would I be monied or snobby or posh?

Gertcha! I’d be Cockney-cultured!

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