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Bottle-bank

I’ve just been down to Tesco’s

Car boot full of clink and clank

Where I filled to overflowing

The Tesco bottle-bank



Bottle-bank, bottle-bank, I just filled the bottle-bank.

Bottle-bank, bottle-bank, I just filled the bottle-bank.



So if you’re off to Tesco's in your car

I’m afraid it’s me you can thank

If you can’t find the space to dump your jars

In the Tesco bottle-bank



Bottle-bank, bottle-bank, I just filled the bottle-bank.

Bottle-bank, bottle-bank, I just filled the bottle-bank.



It was meant to be a party

But nobody else turned up

So I was left with all these bottles

Of alcohol to sup.

It was fine at first ‘cos it quenched my thirst

But I suffered the more I drank

So you won’t be thrilled when you see how I’ve filled

The Tesco bottle-bank



Bockle-bank, bockle-bank, I just filled the bockle-bank.

Bockle-bank, bockle-bank, I just filled the bockle-bank.



I’d bought two cases of lager

And some wine in a plastic tank

Some red wine and some white wine

And another one that was pink

(I know it doesn’t rhyme – it’s assonance!)



Pottle-bank, pottle-bank, I just filled the pottle-bank.

Pottle-bank, pottle-bank, I just filled the pottle-bank.



There was a couple of bottles of whisky

And half a bottle of gin

And a left-over bit of some green stuff (from Christmas)

Which I won’t be drinking again



Pottle-pank, pottle-pank, I just killed a pottle-pank.

Pottle-pank, pottle-pank, I just killed a pottle-pank.




I love you

And I love you as well


I do - I love aaalll of you – even the ugly ones

That’s ‘free verse’, that is.

If you want any more you’ll have to write it yourself

Let’s have another chorus!



Pockle-pank, pockle-pank, I just filled the pockle-pank.

Pockle-pank, pockle-pank, I just filled the pockle-pank.



One more time!

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