One banana, two banana, three banana, four,
Five banana, six – Oh, I just can’t eat no more!
I’m sick of bloody bananas,
I bought so many bunches,
But no-one else will eat the things -
Won’t take ‘em for their lunches.
They want that stringy cheesy stuff
Or sticks of peperami.
If no-one else eats ‘nanas
Then they’re gonna drive me barmy!
Seven banana, eight banana, nine banana, ten -
Someone’s got to eat the things so here I go again.
But though I try to act real cool
I really can’t pretend;
Just like a bloody banana,
I’m going round the bend!


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