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ALL GOD'S CREATURES


Rats in the churchyard

Rats on the graves

Rats in the cloisters

Rats in the nave

Rats in the chancel

Rats in the pew

Rats in the vestry

Vicar’s in a stew

Rats in the pulpit

Rats in the choir

Rats in the belfry

Higher still and higher

Rats in the ambry

Rats in the font

Rats on the altar

What d’you think they want?

Rats on the lectern

Rats on the rood

Any more of this and we really will be screwed!

Rats in the service causing consternation

Rats in the organ - In the congregation

Verse 29 of Leviticus 11

They’re even in the Bible

But they won’t get into heaven!

Rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats!

Rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats, rats!

All God’s creatures?

Bugger the bastards!

Sorry, Vicar!
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